What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 05:58

The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Goldfinger
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Ah so!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Moonraker
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-All the bad guys are black.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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You Only Live Twice
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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From Russia With Love
Live and Let Die
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Man with the Golden Gun
Dr No
A View to a Kill
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Octopussy
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…